We're going to the Zoo~~~~~

I noe, i noe.. this should be posted like.. last week. But there was so many pics that i had to resize that by the time i was done with them, i lost the mood to blog. ahAhaha.. So here's a belated update on my long-awaited trip to the Zoo~!!!!!

Stayed over at ahmah's place the night before. There was lots of 'narrative stories' going on in her room all the way until almost 3.30am. ahAhahA... Onli ahmah and i can understand wad we went through during the night.

Anywayz.. i woke up at 9.30am to find ahmah almost ready. ahAhaH.. Had big breakfast at Mac and off we went to the Zoo~~!!!!!! I took sOoOoOo many pictures.. until ahmah's camera started to lag. ahAhahA... But nonetheless, there were still about hundred over pictures taken.

I was happily snapping away until ahmah couldn't take it.. and she said, 'you take take take.. later go back forgot wad most of the animals are called.' ahAHah.. which is very very true coz as i looked through the pictures when i reached home, i realised i couldn't identify more than half the animals i've taken.

First off..... AhmAH~! With... erm... deers??


Den we have me~!


Us.. probably the last picture of the both of us together with the animals.. the rest are MY very own picture album..


Den we walked across to watch the dog show.. 5 mins into the show and it started POURING. Nabei.. All ahmah's fault.. Nothing good ever comes out of her mouth.

Roar~! Raining


Thank god it din continue raining the entire time we were there.. it rained and stopped and rained and stopped. So at least we could still walk around when the rain stop. And the rain made the weather super cool. =)

We waited for the rain to stop at a shelter for close to half an hour. Den we decided to take the tram first for a tour of the entire Zoo.. Dat way we would noe where to navigate better later when we walk.


By the time we finished the tram ride.. the rain had stopped.

First stop, the otters.. I forced ahmah to take this picture of me. =)


Lazy otters


The flamingos... They are fucking SMELLY ok! Ahmah and i almost fainted.


MOnkeys... this particular monkey was swinging around.. den i took out ahmah's camera and it stopped right in front of me, with its backside facing me. It was so funny i had to take this shot..


Den we moved on to the polar bears. This is the mother bear, known as Sheba.. I tink.. or is it Ingu? or Inbu? Wadever lah.. But i tell u.. this bear can go on swimming for hours non stop, in the same direction, the same stroke. ahAHah.. but it was swimming abit too fast for ahmah's camera. Out of about 5 shots i took, 4 were its backside. ahAhaHAh.. The bear is HUGMONGOUS (wadever the spelling)


Us again... i have no idea where this was taken at though..


Moving on.. Rhinos~!!! They are so BIG~!!




Then the anthelopes (correct spelling?)


Very fierce looking..


Eat eat eat eat eat.. they are either eating or sleeping..


Presenting....... Lucy and Roni~!!!!


This is probably Lucy.. looking sexy there~!




Den we saw the lions! Lazy.. falling asleep


This is one kpo lion i tell u. It was falling asleep when something roared somewhere... den it started to join in the roaring.. so fucking noisy and loud. Look at its mouth~! so Big.. ROAR~!!!


The SMELLY zebras. They are so smelly they actually made me wonder how the hell did they get so smelly. By sleeping on their SHIT?


Er.. female lion... Lioness?


Leopard (i spent almost 5 mins trying to figure out the correct spelling.. and i dun tink i got it right still. dun i dun give a damn. As long as you guys noe wad i'm trying to say)


Up close and personal


Puma~!!! i had a hard time trying to differentiate the puma from the stupid female lion.. ahAHa..

We the moved on to the Children's World and the animal's world.. thinking
there will be little rabbits and chicks that we can play with.. but.. i tink they clsed dat particular section. Chee Bye.. Since we were already there... i forced ahmah to take a pic again.. ahAhaHa...


We walked past the mokey with the dick on its face without even noticing.. since i din get to see the ill-fated monkey, i got ahmah to take a picture of me with the picture of the monkey. ahAhaha..


However, we did saw another ugly monkey... with a blue nose this time. WTH..i can onli say.. 'poor monkeys.. they either have a dick on their face, or a blue nose..' Seriously...i would rather have a blue nose than a dick looking thing on my face. ahAhaHAhah


I tell you... this is the cutest little thing ever!! Its a dog dat is not a dog. And mind you i did not make that up ok. It was on the board. IT said the exact words i just said.


Porcupines!!


Some country's squirrels


Penguins!!!!!!!!!!!! I could have gotten a better shot of them if there weren't a stupid and irritating girl standing in front and blocking my entire view. Stupid.


Erm.. this is either a seal... or the matanee (or is the spelling matinee? WADEVER LAH OK!)


The 'bird' that carries babies with their beak... according to miss Loke AhmAh.


Finally... i saw one of my favourite animals.. ELEPHANTS! Force ahmah to take a picture of me again.. aHAhaha


Gimmie an 'E', gimmie a 'L', gimmie an 'E'...........


Gimmie a 'P', gimmie a 'H'................


Gimmie an 'A', gimmie a 'N', gimmie a 'T', gimmie a 'S'...


And wad do you get???? ELEPHANTS!!!!!!!!!!!! *round of applause please* They are the easiest to take pictures of coz the move soooo.. s...l..o...w.....l....y.


Den it started pourign again... so i started my phototaking session.....again..






The moment the rain stopped.. we continued our journey..

Pygmy Hippo!


They are digusting i tell u.. look so sticky..


White Tiger... they are beautiful.. expect for one.. coz i tink it was rolling on the ground and its beautiful white fur became brown.. But this one here is rather nice i thought.


Finally, our last stop.. all they way when i was at the zoo, i was telling ahmah 'i die oso wan to see the black pig'. Actually, its not a black pig.. i call it a black pig coz when i was young i wen to the Night Safari and this pig-like looking animal almost attacked me. I had no idea wad it was until i wa in my secondary school years. Ahmah den told me its not a pig. It called the Ant Eater coz it feeds on ants.

So finally after walking the entire zoo, we found the animal i was looking for. The 'black pig'. One may think i would feel so accomplished walking so much and finally being able to see the animal dat was the main reason for me going to the zoo in the first place. But was i happie and feeling accomplished? NO! Coz of the rain.. the 'black pig' was hiding in its hole.. where we cannot see it!!! RoAR!!! I came all the way and din get to see the one animal dat i wanted to see! Ahmah told me to 'jie ai shun bian'. I told her again i die oso wan to see the stupid black pig!!! So we waited for the pig to come out of its hole, in the rain. Yes. IN THE RAIN.

In case u're wondering which 'black pig' am i talking about.. this is the culprit. The Malayan Tapir. Isn't it cute???? Its my FAVOURITE animal. =)


So we were waiting.. den all of a sudden.. one of the Tapirs came out!! I took out ahmah's camera and i got HALF a shot of the Tapir. Chee bye. But better than nothing..


Ahmah then started dragging me home.. saying i've already saw wad i came for.. i should be satisfied. *hmPh* I had no choice.. coz the rain was getting heavier. So i took one more shot... of the board. ahAHaHA


Den i forced ahmah to take a picture of me with the sign board.


And finally, we left the zoo. But! Not before taking 2 pictures of us at the entrance~!! ahAHahah.. this is one funny picture.. i tald ahmah to stand under the 'Singapore Zoo' sign so i can take a picture of her. She relucntantly agreed. But i couldn't get the entire 'Singapore Zoo' in so i moved back.... back.... back... back... and back... and when i finally maneged to squeeze all the words in.. i totally forgot about ahmah.. Thus the result of this pic...


Den i tald her to take a pic of me too.. and i walked forward.. and my pic was way better than her.. ahAhahah


HAHAHahAHHA... AhahAhaHAhAHHAAHAH... can u see the difference??? You probably can't spot ahmah on first glance in the first photo.. ahAHahA...

I got nagged for a long time because of these last 2 photos... ahAhah.. ENjoy~!!!!
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